H2LiftShips - A Back Story

Trading and dealing for a living is what the LunaCola's crew does to get by. But everybody (or octopus) has a backstory, and the members of the crew have more than enough to reminisce.
There's nothing quite like sitting down to play cards, celebrating a job well done, and recollecting the past but there's still plenty that still has to come to light.
The big questions, such as how in the galaxy did the born-and-bred asteroid citizen learn to drive sports cars on Earth?

And are the bioGels...