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Edison Janzen is five years old when he learns from his dog that if you pee on a tree, that tree, and all the surrounding area, becomes yours. That same year Skeeter Barth, mastermind of mayhem, moves in next door to Edison. Together they set out to conquer the world.
Charolais Fester is the prettiest girl in town, even if she is named for a breed of cows. Charolais' father is an abusive drunk, and her brothers are worthless peckerweeds.
When Edison, Skeeter, and Charolais get together, nobod...