Hard Ware

So, my Chihuahua humped a bear. Excuse me, a giant, bear-like dog.

Now the bear's scorching hot owner is on my case, demanding an STD test... for my pet.

Another problem with this dog-on-dog molestation? The bear's mysterious owner may be the key to funding my new venture and taking my toys company to the next level. And by "toys," I mean the fun kind, the kind every woman (and man) needs.

If only I could figure out what he's hiding—or get my libido to behave. Because mixing business and pleas...