Have A Dark Day: a Dear Cthulhu collection

It's the Advice Column to end all Advice Columns! Move over Dear Abby and Ann Landers. Dear Cthulhu is here to answer humankind's greatest questions – when is the right time to lose one's virginity, how to get along with neighbors, to the proper way to preserve a corpse so one can continue to collect on their government payouts.



With Dear Cthulhu's help and his collected advice columns, you can ensure that you always have A Dark Day!





Here' a sample of Dear Cthulhu's wisdom-

Dear Cthulhu,

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