Heber Weber's Sure Fire Diet Plan

This is Heber Weber.

Dieting got you down? Dropping the pounds tougher than running up ten flights of stairs with a bowling ball tethered to each foot? Do you believe a machete in the hands of an unskilled surgeon is a viable alternative when it comes to weight loss? You’re not alone. We all need a little help sometimes, and a few minutes of laughter can do wonders for a starving body.

So, take a minute and relax from the battle. Every warrior—and let’s face it, losing weight is a war—needs ...