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Hello Humans

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The galaxy watches. Earth's totally winging it.

Humanity is about to receive an invitation to the cosmic party—assuming we don't blow ourselves up first.

The Intergalactic Committee has placed Earth under official review for galactic membership. It's mostly procedural. Probably. Except humans are disappearing.

The Greys deny involvement. The Reptilians blame space terrorists. Robonkey cyborgs are promoting suspicious agricultural initiatives that may or may not involve turning Earth into a nut...