Henry the Honey Badger - The Lighthouse Keeper on the Moon

As everyone knows, most honey badgers are scrupulous about keeping promises, none more so than Henry. As everyone also knows, all honey badgers love to eat, none more so than Henry.

Danger Dan Coetzee and Dr. Patti the Stewardess were getting married. Henry said the air was thick with oxytocin whenever the two of them were together. That stimulated Henry to go off tomcatting' in the wild bush. He promised to be back well before the wedding. But he didn't show up. And that worried his people ...