HEXED, VEXED, and UNDERSEXED

They say you learn something new every day. . .

I learned that reality tv isn't real.

To undo the curse that was placed on my family centuries ago, I must compete in the human game show called Modern Day Witch Hunt.

The prize: Mother Shipton's grimoire.

The irony: only a spell from its pages can reverse the hex.

The stakes: my family will lose all their magical ability without that spell.

All I need is a new hairstyle, a new name, and a complete personality change—easy, right?

Throw in a f...