Hinkey Doolittle's Close Encounter

There's a space alien running around over on the Doolittle farm, with Hinkey as the only witness.

Every Saturday night, just before dark, it runs out of the woods by the Doolittle farm house, and waves at Hinkey through the window before disappearing back into the woods. Slappy isn't buying any of it, and offers various suggestions to what his brother might truly be seeing. But it's not an owl, and not a deer, and while both brothers might wish it was the beautiful, green-skinned female of S...