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Sadie Morris is a ball of sunshine wrapped in bubblegum pink hair and short pink overalls, pockets brimming with homemade dog treats. Her idea of "fun" is volunteering at a run-down dog shelter.

I hate dogs. And volunteering. And fun.

But when a group of punks vandalize the shelter and steal one of Sadie's furry friends, she goes to the last person she should seek out for help getting him back: me. Davian R...