How to Hide Your Boners

Here is it, the long-awaited digital release of the first ever BABU Guide, written by the estimable and esteemed Charlemagne Goodwriter. At 8,000 words, it’s triple the size of our standard guides and should take an average reader about 30 minutes to read. A bargain at any price!

Look, we’ve all had to deal with embarrassing boners. Either you’re a man trying to conceal them, or you’re a woman trying not to stare at them obsessively.

Every guy knows to hold a notebook in front of his crotch, ...