How to Turn Into a Cat

(This guide is also available as part of the bundle "The Collected BABU Guides: Volume One")

How many times have you bristled at the trappings of humanity? The indignity of wiping your own bottom? The monotony of preparing and cooking your own food? How many times on the way to work have you seen a cat happily sleeping in the sun and felt a pang of jealousy? Does the phrase “reflexes of a cat” make you feel pretty shitty about your own reflexes?

Well, have you ever thought about doing anythin...