I Crack Myself Up 2

Toilet Paper: Little four-year-old Mayson screamed for my daughter Amy to come and wipe his butt after he pooped. Amy said, "Mayson you're four years old. You can wipe your own butt!" She asked, "What do you do when you're at school and poop?" Little Mayson said. "Nothing! I just get shit in my pants!!" Razor: I was in the shower and I grabbed my razor to shave. I looked at it and it was full of hair a lot of hair! I jumped out of the shower soaking wet and confronted my husband about my ra...