Table of Contents
Prologue v
Chapter 1 Fear and Moaning in Las Vegas 1
Chapter 2 The Accidental Celebrity 16
Chapter 3 Book Smarts 23
Chapter 4 Every Day Is New Year's Eve 33
Chapter 5 Who Loves Dennis Rodman? 43
Chapter 6 Carmen-Chanted Evenings 48
Chapter 7 The Marrying Kind 58
Chapter 8 The Pasta Thing 70
Chapter 9 The Battle of Newport Beach 79
Chapter 10 Magic Moments 88
Chapter 11 T.V. Guide 92
Chapter 12 Sports Sinner 100
Chapter 13 Pardon My Intervention 108
Chapter 14 You're Not in Chicago Anymore 115
Chapter 15 Taking Care of Business 126
Chapter 16 Michelle, My Belle 130
Chapter 17 Mr. and Mrs. Rodman 138
Chapter 18 Forsaking All Others? 143
Chapter 19 Media Slightings 151
Chapter 20 A "Dennis Rodman Story" 157
Chapter 21 The Interview 164
Chapter 22 Famous As I Wanna Be 172
Chapter 23 Not Yet Underrated 184
Chapter 24 A Place in History 190
Chapter 25 Three Rumors, Five Denials 198
Chapter 26 Citizen Rodman 204
Chapter 27 Roll Video 212
Epilogue 220
Epilogue for the 2021 Edition 225