I Think I Own That: John Locke's Guide to Justifying Land Theft with Polite Language

John Locke: Enlightenment philosopher, father of liberalism, inventor of “natural rights,” and accidental spiritual patron of land developers, libertarians, and your uncle who won't shut up about property taxes.

In this gloriously sarcastic takedown of one of Western philosophy's most over-quoted minds, Sophia Blackwell (Kant You Not, No Self, No God, No Clue) guides you through Locke's greatest hits-including:

The blank slate theory, which basically says you're born dumb and the world makes ...