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I'm Not Your Pet! MM Alien Romance

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With the way things are going, alien abduction doesn't sound all that terrible.

Hugo

I'm not saying I've thoroughly enjoyed the three years I've spent in captivity on a pleasure planet, shaking my money-maker for intergalactic patrons... but, I mean, it hasn't been all bad. The jelly donuts were a perk. And granted, I didn't really know what I was signing up for when I agreed to be purchased by the sexy pink shark-man, but things seem to be looking up. Even though we don't speak each other's ...