Kick Ass: Selected Columns of Carl Hiaasen / Edition 10

Kick Ass: Selected Columns of Carl Hiaasen / Edition 10

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Kick Ass: Selected Columns of Carl Hiaasen / Edition 10

"You just cover a lot of territory and you do it aggressively and you do it fairly and you don't play favorites and you don't take any prisoners. It's the old school of slash-and-burn metropolitan column writing. You just kick ass. That's what you do. And that's what they pay you to do."--Carl Hiaasen

"Carl Hiaasen is one of America's finest novelists. His newspaper column is another side of the same talent, examining with a corrosive writer's eye the outrageous carnival of Southern Florida. The inhabitants are all here: thieves, conmen, and hustlers, perfumed swine and oiled mannequins, legal swindlers and patriotic crooks, executioners and lap dancers, and yes, even an occasional hero. This is a splendid collection by a native son whose rage at the despoiling of Florida can only be relieved by dark laughter."--Pete Hamill

Readers who eagerly anticipate each new Carl Hiaasen novel will relish this selection of his Miami Herald columns, written with the same dark humor and satirical edge as Tourist Season, Strip Tease, Stormy Weather, and the rest of Hiaasen's brilliant and nationally acclaimed fiction. Known for evoking the disastrously flawed paradise of modern South Florida, Hiaasen proves in these columns that facts can indeed be stranger than the fiction they inspire.
Beginning with "Welcome to South Florida," a chapter introducing such everyday events as animal sacrifice, riots at the beach, and a shootout over limes at the supermarket, this collection organizes over 200 columns into 18 chapters, chronicling the events and defining the issues that have kept the South Florida melting pot bubbling throughout the '80s and '90s. An introductory essay provides an overview of Hiaasen's career and outlines his principal concerns as a journalist.
Since its inception in 1985, Hiaasen's twice-weekly "baseball-bat-to-the-forehead" column has become enormously popular for its passionate conviction and willingness to confront powerful interests in pursuit of the public good. Amid the corruption and chaos of a city on the edge, Hiaasen's pointblank honesty and clear articulation of what's right have secured him wide respect across the community's many racial and ethnic divides as well as the admiration of his peers, who compare him to A. J. Leibling, I. F. Stone, and H. L. Mencken.
In addition to South Florida color and world-class journalism, readers of Kick Ass will find one of Florida's staunchest defenders in action, and they'll take great pleasure in watching him work.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780813034294
Publisher: University Press of Florida
Publication date: 09/13/2009
Edition description: Reissue
Pages: 471
Sales rank: 980,526
Product dimensions: 5.90(w) x 8.90(h) x 1.20(d)

About the Author

Bestselling author Carl Hiaasen has written Tourist Season, Strip Tease, Sick Puppy, Skinny Dip, and many other novels that have helped define Florida noir. He is also the author of three popular books for young readers, Hoot, Flush, and most recently, Scat. His nonfiction includes Team Rodent: How Disney Devours the World and Downhill Lie: A Hacker's Return to a Ruinous Sport. A Florida native and lifelong resident, Hiaasen still writes regularly for the Miami Herald, where he has worked for 33 years and where these columns first appeared. His Web site is Diane Stevenson teaches research writing in the psychology department at the University of Florida.


Tavernier, Florida

Place of Birth:

South Florida


Emory University; B.A., University of Florida, 1974

Table of Contents

1.Welcome to South Florida1
2.Murder and Mayhem32
3.See It Like a Native64
4.Rules Are Different Here83
5.The War on Drugs104
6.Tourist Season128
7.A State of Chaos158
8.Cops, Courts, and Lawyers173
9.Candidates with Convictions206
10.Our Leaders on Parade242
11.Stormy Weather269
12.Tax Dollars at Work293
13.Ralph Sanchez and Other Subsidized Sports313
14.Choked on Growth335
15.Vanishing Florida361
16.The Everglades and Big Sugar380
17.Wild Kingdom405
18.Small Victories422

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Kick Ass 3.9 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 17 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
If you need an entertaining, humorous read - Hiaasen is your author!
Guest More than 1 year ago
Carl Hiaason is the most funny,cynical writer to reach Britans beautifully littered shores. Good on him
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I've only read "hoot" but i can guess his other books are good
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Don't know if this book is good or not because 14 of the 16 reviews had nothing to do with reviewing it. Most of the comments were about wanting to have sex with other reviewers. How did you people get so twisted?
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Guest More than 1 year ago
As a native Floridian, I have to say this is a dead on commentary written only the way Carl Hiassen can. Loved it and I live it, everyday.
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Vuase i m SEXY
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Sex me
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Kicks ass
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Did the guy i was talking to leave
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I am telling saph
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Im here
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:p hello.
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