Lacey Luzzi: Salted: A humorous, cozy mystery!

Lacey Luzzi: Salted: A humorous, cozy mystery!

by Gina LaManna


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Tony Soprano, meet Stephanie Plum.

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Lacey Luzzi: Expense Report

    -2 Body Scrubs Torture Sessions: $120
    -1.5 Salt Treatments(?): $34
    -Masseuse cash tip: $10 $0 (forgot envelope in pocket)
    -1 popsicle, 5 dilly bars, 3 pairs of chopsticks (free), half a cow (Meg): $22.42
    -U-Haul/ Mailbox incident: Felony
    -Pain and Suffering: Priceless

After taking a gig with her grandfather - the Don of the Italian mafia - Lacey Luzzi has been in for a wild ride. Stolen property, rogue weddings and uncomfortable Family dinners - she's seen it all. However this time, when Carlos interrupts Lacey's sugar-induced nap with a phone call, he gives her an assignment that sends her skidding into a place she least expects: the local spa.

Despite rumors of a prostitution ring that Lacey is tasked with investigating, the most intimidating portion of the job is not the spa's head guard, a man armed to the teeth and called The Refrigerator. It's not the insanely advanced weaponry commissioned by her cousin Clay, a computer-whiz and social disaster who hasn't quite mastered the art of explosions. It's not even the suspicious Mister Kim, Lacey's new landlord, who is linked all too closely with the spa.

No, what has Lacey's undies in a bunch is seeing her grandfather in yoga pants and working side by side with Anthony - a stud-muffin who is increasingly forward with his intentions. And when Lacey's ex-boyfriend shows up to her housewarming party with a shiny new girlfriend, the party takes a turn for the awkward. But at the end of the day, the thing that's really got Lacey's stomach in knots is the spa's no clothes policy in regards to the salt treatment Meg signed them up for - on Carlos's dime.

As Lacey struggles to find out the truth behind the spa's uber-secret second floor, she discovers that Carlos's heart might not be as icy as she expects, and that living with her cousin isn't quite as bad as she thinks. And when the heat is turned up between Anthony and Lacey, she just might find they have to hold hands and jump...
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Lacey Luzzi: Salted, is a full-length, laugh-out-loud, humorous cozy mystery with a strong female protagonist in the spirit of Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum, albeit one working for the wrong side of the law...

Note: Rated a strong PG-13 for sarcasm and mild language. No graphic gore or sex.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781517208295
Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date: 04/08/2015
Pages: 258
Sales rank: 992,122
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.58(d)

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Lacey Luzzi: Salted: A humorous, cozy mystery! 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 1 reviews.
Tangen More than 1 year ago
This series is free of graphic sex, and extreme violence. Well, except when you snort coffee out your nose from sudden contact with wiseassery. Lucy Lacey is at it again with her friends and relatives. Her relatives? Well, her grandfather is the Godfather in Minneapolis, her cousin is the ultimate geek. Friends? Girlfriend is an ex-cop with her own view of justice, and the bodyguard is simply delish. This time, she needs to find out who is running the prostitution ring in town so that they can be "encouraged" to leave town. The Salt in the title refers to a spa. No spoilers here. Just be prepared for a hilarious time!