Last Minute Emails to God from a Dying Unbeliever: Dear God, Which Way Is Up?

Mercy me!!! Dear God,

I only have 48 Hours ‘til Eternity? Heavens no...I’ve spent SO little time preparing for this trip! But here’s the bottom line—I’d still like a luxury room with a view!!! And top floor, prrretty please. Cuz, I guess You already know— eternal accommodations are hard to think about while living on earth, right God? So, here’s a couple requests... although I’ve hardly planned for Your stop, please add to my record that I’m super excited about moving up to Your House! (quie...