Liar, Liar, Hearts on Fire

Never borrow pants from your brother. Especially if he's a size smaller than you are, because all that pressure in the junk will short-circuit your brain.

And you'll lie to a woman in a club about your real name.

Leave her unsatisfied after making out in a bathroom.

Then find out that she's the one thing standing in the way of your dreams. And she very much doesn't like being lied to.

Now I have to convince Lila Valentine--the woman I can't stop thinking about, my biggest regret, and my new bos...