Life in a Supermarket Basket

Vincent fidgeted as he waited in the ten-items-or-less lane for he clearly had more than ten items in his basket. As the line of impatient shoppers grew, he was sure he'd be humiliated for the sin of supermarket disobedience. Frozen Cornish-hens were sure to be launched at his large frame. If only he knew he'd be visiting the afterlife after being hit by a car in the parking lot, he would've checked his anxiety attack at the customer service counter.

As Vincent's spirit rose above his mangle...