Like My Father Always Said . . .: Gruff Advice, Sweet Wisdom, and Half-Baked Instructions on How to Fix Your Stuff and Your Life

A collection of crowd-sourced quips and quotes from real-life dads—from the profound to the hilarious.

The author of Like My Mother Always Said . . . presents a new volume that focuses on fatherly advice—gathered from contributors around the world. Dads may come from different places and have wildly varying personalities, but sometimes their wisdom is universal. Other times, it's just plain bizarre . . .

"You can have as much freedom as you can pay for."

"Nothing happens when you st...