Living the Flipside: Adventures of an Expat in Delhi

On a Friday afternoon in Boulder, Colorado, an advertising art director minding his own business at work got a cryptic text message from his girlfriend that read, "Any interest in moving to India for 6 months to 1 year?" Once he replied, "Ok, I'm in," it set off a series of cascading events that led to him quitting his job, a sudden marriage, a whirlwind relocation around the globe, living in a house that smelled like poo, fleeing from an alcoholic monkey, countless maddening hours navigati...