Loaded!: Become a Millionaire Overnight and Lose 20 Pounds in 2 Weeks, or Your Money Back

by Willie Geist, Boyd McDonnell

Overview

Do you want to be rich? Really rich? Like, Tom Selleck rich? Buy this book and we guarantee a lifetime of obscene wealth—-or your money back!*

The Florida Panhandle's most renowned top-gun entrepreneurs, The Dollar Bills, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to get rich fast and look great doing it:

—Learn "The 5 Cs of Credit" (Cancun, Convertibles, Cognac, Chinchilla Coats, Cuticles)
—Invest in exotic pets and floating assets (i.e., cigarette boats, pontoon boats, and other personal watercraft)
—Get to know Freddie Mac, and learn why he should be respected (he was the hard-hitting, two-time Pro Bowl safety for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers during the mid-‘80s)

Loaded!: Become a Millionaire Overnight and Lose 20 Pounds in 2 Weeks, or Your Money Back shares all these hot tips, and many, many more—from the investing pair with the Midas touch! Turn your life—-and your bathroom fixtures—-to 24-karat gold with The Dollar Bills!

*We're never giving you your money back.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9780312641535
Publisher:	St. Martin's Publishing Group
Publication date:	05/10/2011
Pages:	256
Product dimensions:	5.50(w) x 8.20(h) x 0.80(d)

About the Author

Willie Geist is the host of MSNBC's Way Too Early with Willie Geist and the co-host of Morning Joe. He is the author of the New York Times bestseller American Freak Show. Geist, who lives in New York with his wife and two children, has been compared to a young Josh Groban.

Boyd McDonnell is a TV development and production executive in Los Angeles, where he lives with his wife and three children. Loaded! is his first romance novel.

Editorial Reviews

These guys are idiots. I wouldn't trust The Dollar Bills to wash my limousine, let alone give me financial advice. With American minds like these poisoning our society, it's no wonder the Chinese are passing us by.” —Donald Trump

“Humorist and Morning Joe co-host Geist teams with writing partner McDonnell to produce funny new book all about the Benjamins… You might already be in the poorhouse pining for the long-lost American Dream, but at least the Dollar Bills provide some absurd laughs while you're there.” —Kirkus Reviews

From the Publisher

Humorist andMorning Joeco-host Geist teams with writing partner McDonnell to produce funny new book all about the Benjamins.

Neither the authors nor Bill Richter and Bill Lachey—the fictional financial gurus they tap to help boost their bottom line—know a thing about high finance. So what? The cockamamie "Dollar Bills" are flush with attitude—or 'tude as the deluded duo might say. According to these bankrupt buffoons, all you need to get rich is tolookrich. Their strategy starts out simply: Get a Bluetooth and brand-new cigarette boat with a mermaid painted on the side and Boom!, you're off. Plenty of harebrained get-rich tips follow, such as showing up at a job interview in a horse-drawn carriage or building a golf course in Afghanistan. The Dollar Bills' "Plain English to Confusing Financial Terms" glossary and faux transcripts of their Internet-only call-in show keep the uninitiated up to speed while reminding everyone who wants to get rich to lease a Picasso as quick as you can. Don't sweat those scary predatory loans, the Dollar Bills advise. In their whacked-out world, predatory loans are just money given to cheetahs, crocodiles and jacked dudes with brass knuckles. It's all very amusing in small doses, but ultimately, it feels like a so-soSaturday Night Live skit that goes on a little too long.

You might already be in the poorhouse pining for the long-lost American Dream, but at least the Dollar Bills provide some absurd laughs while you're there.

Kirkus Reviews