LOCH WEST

At the ripe old age of thirty, Markus Turfus suddenly finds himself fatherless. Having never met his mother, except for possibly a brief glimpse of her vagina as he was evicted from his first apartment, Markus slips into a rudderless, parentless, alcohol-fuelled spiral that pulls him into a dark abyss in a most determined and crowd-pleasing manner. As the poets remind us in their annoying fashion, it is always darkest before the dawn, but Markus has miles to go before he sleeps-owing to the...