Love Me, But From Over There: A Guide to Keeping People at Arm's Length (or Preferably, in Another Time Zone)

ATTENTION, WALKING RED FLAG:

Do you panic when someone texts, “I miss you”?

Have you ghosted someone while still liking all their Instagram posts?

Does the idea of an actual healthy relationship make you want to jump out of a moving vehicle?

CONGRATULATIONS. YOU MAY BE ENTIRELY INCAPABLE OF LOVE. But don't worry-this book is not here to fix you. Instead, it will celebrate your terrible dating habits with:

A step-by-step guide to self-sabotaging any relationship before it gets serious.

The “Should...