Martini's & Weed Whackers

**Short Story**True Story**

A note from the author: "This is a true story. Like many moments in life, this story is much funnier now than when it happened. Let me just say.... Martini's and weed whackers don't mix. I say this from personal experience, having witnessed the outcome of one such pairing. This is that story. :) "

What happens when you mix Martini's and weed whackers? You get a very interesting, and true story that will leave you laughing, yet shaking your head at the brain numbing...