Meaty: Essays by Samantha Irby, Creator of the Blog Bitchesgottaeat

Meaty: Essays by Samantha Irby, Creator of the Blog Bitchesgottaeat

by Samantha Irby


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Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780988480421
Publisher: Curbside Splendor Publishing
Publication date: 10/01/2013
Pages: 250
Product dimensions: 4.90(w) x 7.90(h) x 0.60(d)

About the Author

In addition to her wildly hilarious blog, BITCHES GOTTA EAT, Samantha Irby co-hosts Guts & Glory, a reading series featuring essayists, and has performed all over Chicago. She opened for Baratunde Thurston during his "How to Be Black" tour. She has been profiled in the Chicago Sun-Times, Chicago Reader, Chicago Tribune, as well as in TimeOut Chicago, and her work has appeared on The Rumpus and Jezebel.

Table of Contents

At 30 9

Awkward First Date 15

I Really Don't Eat This Much Salad! 23

Forest Whitaker's Neck 29

Sorry I Shit on Your Dick 41

Black Beauty 45

My Mother, My Daughter 59

I Want to Write Your Mom's Profile 71

The Skillet 81

This is Why I'm Poor 93

Thumbsucker 101

Milk and Oreos 109

The Triplets 115

Massive Wet Asses 125

How to Get Your Disgusting Meat Carcass Ready for Some New, Hot Sex 135

Would Dying Alone Really be so Terrible? 149

The Terror of Love 153

The Tapeworm Diet 165

Skin Rashes and Arthritis 179

The Many Varieties of Hospital Broth 189

I Want to Put a Fat Bitch on Network Television 195

Elena Tyler. Aka: Why I Can't be Mad at Lena Dunham 209

Bitches are My Jam 213

A Bearded Gentleman 235

I Should Have a Car with Power Windows by Now 239

Le Foods 245

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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I read about half of this book sitting in the lobby of a garage waiting for them to replace my tires. They kept coming out and asking me if I had time for this or that extra service, and I said , "yes, I had aaallll the time in the world" to keep reading. From her litany of needs, to her catalog of flaws, and her opinions on everything else - she had me screaming laughter and wondering HOW SHE GOT IN MY HEAD. You can't read it without falling in love with her fabulous, messy person. Parts are heart breaking, but it's mostly hilarious. A must read for any woman!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Made me laugh out loud!  Irby is a smart, talented, writer whose life experiences have given her a genuiness that few people have.  After reading the book, she's somebody you wish you could be friends with.  Loved the book!
Tina312 More than 1 year ago
I love this book.  I couldn't put it down and now I'm coming back to my a few copies as gifts!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
OMG. Samantha Irby's essays will leave you shocked, inspired, sad, and generally entertained.