Meow Mayhem

Meow Mayhem

by Lisa Lickel

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A Dead Exec Found In A Bathroom. Can Ivy Clean Up This Mystery Before Another Body Turns UpAfter being left at the altar, Ivy Amanda McTeague Preston uproots herself and her cat, an Egyptian Mau named Memnet, from her boring and lonely life to start over at the urging of Mayor Conklin, a fellow pedigreed Mau owner.

Ready to move in a fresh direction, Adam Thompson, accepts the mayor's invitation and uproots himself and his beloved Mau, Isis, to open a branch of his trendy bookstore and coffee shop in the small town.

When Ivy takes a mysterious message while the mayor is away on business, only her criminology professor mom and Adam believe there's something rotten in Apple Grove. Then Ivy discovers the community grant money that Adam was allotted to start the store is mysteriously being siphoned off, a dead body surfaces, and the victim's missing Mau becomes the primary suspect. . .just another day in Ivy's far-from-boring new life.

In love with Apple Grove and with Adam, Ivy hopes to carry on their romance while saving the town from further mayhem.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781522398394
Publisher: Pelican Book Group
Publication date: 01/25/2019
Series: Fancy Cat Cozy Mysteries
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 358
Sales rank: 473,548
File size: 753 KB

About the Author

Lisa Lickel is a Wisconsin writer who lives with her husband in a hundred and sixty-year-old house built by a Great Lakes ship captain. Surrounded by books and dragons, she writes inspiring fiction. Her novels include mystery and romance, all with a twist of grace. She has penned dozens of feature newspaper stories, short stories, magazine articles and radio theater. She is the editor in chief of Creative Wisconsin Magazine and loves to encourage new authors. Lisa also is an avid book reviewer and blogger, a freelance editor, a writing mentor, and blogger. Find her at

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I jolted alert to the rude 2:48 AM summons of my business phone. Fumbling for the receiver on my nightstand, I squinted. The name and number was unfamiliar. I frowned. In the middle of the night? This must be a crank call. I hoped it wasn't an angry-at-the-world abusive type. I was tired and not in the mood to be professionally pleasant. I held the headpiece next to my ear and answered. "McTeague Technical Services. This is Ivy. How may I be —"

"mm ... get ... help ... call ... mmm —

"Don —" I couldn't make anything out through the crackling static and so I got out of my nice, cozy warm bed and went to stand by the window, hoping for a clearer signal. A burst of static rocketed me backward and I held the phone away from my ear. "Oww!"

I sat on the end of the bed and checked the phone, expecting smoke. The background was lit, but the call disconnected. I got back into bed but switched on my bedside light. I searched the caller ID and came up with Chicago. Summersby Building.

A chime indicated an incoming call from the same number.

"Hello? Who's there?" A soft buzz sounded and then a distinct click. At least the recorder had been on.

I yawned. Summersby Building was probably a construction company doing work for one of the new businesses coming to Apple Grove. That's why I was here, too, invited on behalf of the mayor's new community growth incentive. I yawned again, turned my business phone to silent and pulled the covers up to my chin.

The next evening, after my third attempt to reach my friend Donald, the mayor of Apple Grove, Illinois, I ran my fingers across the screen of my personal phone, to view photos of my cat from last year at Christmas at my home in Maplewood. I usually found pictures cheerful. Comforting. But not the holiday ones which reminded me of all I hated about Christmas.

Now, in the twilight on the cusp of summer in a new and unfamiliar home, the images made me homesick.

When I'd moved here two months ago, April Fool's Day to be exact, the week after the annual spring CAT convention, the phone and cable companies wondered about how I could make McTeague's Services work with my three servers. I showed them Donald's letter of reference and the preliminary approval of the exception to the zoning ordinance in this quiet little neighborhood.

My business was dedicated to tech for non-techies, computer set-ups, web design, personal computer lessons. I supplemented that with other home-based requests that sometimes went along with my home visits, such as pet, houseplant, and mailbox sitting for those going away for whatever reason. Small businesses needed web maintenance. I also offered letter and blog writing services and help with forms. In this day and age of rapidly changing informational systems, everyone needed help.

I toyed with the phone. This evening, I couldn't shake the feeling that Donald's silence was not a matter of choice. I needed to help my friend. I looked up a phone number and tapped it out.

"Apple Grove Police. Officer Ripple. How can I help you?"

"Hello. I ... I need to report a missing person. Maybe a kidnapping."


"Ivy Preston."

"Right. High Vee? Could you spell that, please."

"I–V–Y. Preston."

"And where are you now, ma'am? Can you see any weapons? Do you know the name of your kidnappers?"

"Oh, no, Officer. It's not me. It's the mayor."

"Mayor? Got that. First name?"


"Donald Mayor. And is he a relative? Is there a note?"

"No ... you've got it all mixed up. I'm calling about somebody possibly kidnapping Mayor Donald Conklin."

"You think someone's kidnapping the mayor? That's a pretty serious charge."

"Not doing it. I think they already did."

"We'll send someone over to talk to you. What's your address?"

"Three-twelve Marigold."

"Ah, yes. The Pagner house. And you have some sort of evidence?"

"Well, I received the strangest call last night on my business line and now he won't answer his private number. I'm worried."

"Business line?"

"I own the new tech services business in town. McTeague's. Donald invited me."

"OK. Sit tight. I'm sending Officer Dow over to you to take your statement."

"Thank you." I hung up and wondered what kind of a statement I was expected to give. I had the recording, but unless one understood the context, it could mean anything. Maybe I should call someone. How did I know I can trust the police here? On TV sometimes the bad guys aren't who people would think. My mental contact list was pretty slim. My neighbors, whom I didn't know that well. Mom — who lived a couple of hours away.

A knock on the door saved me from a slide into self-pity. I let in Officer Ann Dow, and smiled politely at the little blonde who looked as if the wind would carry her away if she hadn't been anchored by her sturdy shoes and even sturdier holstered, shiny black weapon.

"Thank you for coming." I'm not a giant, but I had a couple of inches on her. I refrained from telling her I could take point if things got dicey.

"So, tell me about this alleged kidnapping." The officer got out her pad and pen. She shushed her shoulder mic.

"The mayor is missing."

She didn't say anything at first. "And you believe that because ...?"

"I received this strange call late last night. On my business line. Donald asked me to move my tech services business to help Apple Grove. Now he's not answering my calls."

"I'm not privy to the mayor's office practices," she said, straight-faced.

I ignored her implication and instead got out my office phone, explaining she could hear for herself. "This call came in, but it was all static-y and garbled. I couldn't make out much except 'Don,' and 'get.'"

She listened. "Get what? 'Don'? And you think it came from the mayor?"

"I don't know for sure. The caller ID said Summersby Building in Chicago. I just thought you should check it out."

Officer Dow tapped her pen on her pad. She shook her head and returned to the kitchen, me following like a lost puppy. "I'll make a report," she said, reaching for the door. "Maybe you should notify the FCC. If you get threatening calls, you should call the telephone company. We'll talk to Mrs. Bader-Conklin, who's been in the office today covering for her husband who's on a business trip. If that's all, I'll let you get back to ...what you were doing."

"Thank you. But —"

Click. The door closed. She was gone.

And I thought Apple Grove seemed like such a nice town.

I let out a sigh of pure exasperation and tapped my size seven and half sandal on the tile floor. Last night's phone call ... I just couldn't get it out of my head. I get mistaken numbers, of course, but I had a funny feeling. And that was a new one — Donald's wife had been in the office? Why had he called my business line?

Calling the police wasn't the best first move. But what else could I have done?

Maybe I should have been mad at him, instead of concerned. With my ringless fingers I tucked a loose spiral of my dishy-blah, frizzy hair back into its sloppy bun. Donald would never have ignored me this long. And he'd want to talk about the next CAT convention coming up. That's Cat Association Titlists — the group where we met years and years ago. We both owned purebred Egyptian Maus, the only spotted domestic cat.

I have never been a whimsical person and uprooting myself to move to a new town was a major deal, not something I would have done under normal circumstances, but I'll get to that later. Let's just say his request, that I move my business and myself to Apple Grove, happened at a good time. That's me — Ivy Amanda McTeague Preston — of McTeague Technical Services.

If the police thought Donald was perfectly safe I should just wait until tomorrow and then see if Mrs. Bader-Conklin had some notion about what was going on. I could go visit her at the office and ask, casual-like, if she'd heard from him. And offer to work on the city's website.

* * *

My next hint that something was wrong was that Donald's assistant, Marion Green, was not at her usual post. If the mayor's office was open for business, Marion at least should be here, even if she supposedly had the week off. Donald joked that she was the one who really ran the town. The stern-looking, black-haired woman who infringed on Marion's space made me wait fifteen minutes. Donald usually came out of his office when he heard my voice. The light was on. I could see it shining under his door. I supposed Margaret — Mrs. Bader-Conklin — could have been making an urgent call.

I heard a distinct sneeze from inside the office. Then the tap of high heels.

Why had I waited so long before getting concerned enough about Donald to call the police? Final registration for CAT was in two days. Donald never missed. He hadn't registered yet — I checked. We all register as early as we can for the next year to make sure we saved the date, even though the convention is always at the start of spring. He'd take his cat, Tut, out of his wife's hair for a while, since she was allergic to animal dander. He never said anything negative, but I got the impression the vacation was a three-way blessing between him, his wife, and Tut.

A woman opened the door to the mayor's office. I recognized her from a photo that Donald once showed me: Margaret. She studied me over half-glasses perched on a razor-thin nose, thin-penciled eyebrows raised toward her curled-under bangs. I shivered.

"Sorry to keep you waiting, Miss Preston. Please." She gestured to me to follow her. And then she invited me to sit in the ugly, straight-back chair on the opposite side of Donald's desk instead of the comfy one in front of the computer. Donald had never done that.

I warily started a conversation. "I hope Marion isn't sick."

"I gave Mrs. Green a few days off. My personal assistant is with me." The wife of the mayor of Apple Grove leaned back in her husband's leather chair. "Now, what can I do for you, Miss ... Preston?"

I swallowed hard. "Uh, well, Don — the mayor — isn't returning my calls, and he hasn't registered for our — the — CAT convention yet. I wondered ... if you've heard from him?" Dang, I tried hard not to squeak with nerves at the end. I couldn't help it, yet instinct told me that I must not show fear. I hoped she wouldn't get the wrong impression at my lame excuse to see her.

"What is the nature of your business with the mayor?" I took a deep breath. Maybe I'd sounded a bit strange. "The mayor asked me to bring my tech services business to Apple Grove."

Margaret sneezed again and took out a dainty lace handkerchief. "Something in the air," she muttered, sniffling. "You must have a cat or a dog at home. I'm allergic."

"Oh?" I said, stopping before I mentioned I already knew that. Wrong impressions, and all.

"I recall Donald speaking of you," she said. "From that little group he goes to, right? So, did you?"

"Did I what?"

"Get him signed up."

"Well, that's something people usually do for themselves. Conference fees, and so forth ..." I muttered.

"Oh, just send me a bill, then. Was there anything else?"

"So, your husband is around? He's all right?"

"Of course, he's all right. Why wouldn't he be? He just needed a day to ... ah, get ready for that cat thing after ... ah, meeting with company officials. Letty can handle business."

Letty must be the scary woman up front. Margaret stood, and I followed suit. She was taller than me. I supposed if I wore heels instead of tennies, I could have stared at her nose instead of her chin. Three black hairs sprouted under her makeup. I pressed my lips tight to hold in the grin while she turned to open the door to her office.

"How's Tut these days?" I asked, testing her out on a whim.

"Tut? Oh — fine, just fine."

Mmhmm. "Mem's just fine, too."

"Mem? Memo? I don't underst —" She glanced over my shoulder. "Oh, ah, good to know. Excuse me while I, ah ..."

I followed her line of sight to see Letty in the doorway, frowning, while her left hand came to rest on her folded elbow. We locked stares. Her brown irises had weird little gold flecks in them. She blinked first. She went back to her desk.

Margaret pushed forward, forcing me to move to the door. "Thank you. If you'll excuse me, we have a great deal of work. Good-bye, now. Take care."

I nodded to Letty on my way out. I got turned around in the maze of staircases and hallways and ended up leaving city hall by the back door. In my muse I dodged a dark-colored delivery van squealing right up to the exit before I found the walk that went around to the side parking lot where I'd left my car. What on earth would Mrs. Bader-Conklin do in her husband's office? Especially if he was in town and getting ready for the conference? But if he was getting ready why did he need me to register for him?

How I got home, I'm not sure. I don't think I ran into anyone on the way. I paced my tiny kitchen, three steps forward and back, as the evening wore on, deciding how much further to get involved in this business.

Judging by the officer's response to my initial phone call, I wondered if I would ever rate any respect for my theory that the mayor needed help. I needed to find a better way to explain my dilemma to the police if I had the urge to call again.

I could talk to someone else. Of course! Someone else. Adam! He'd know what to do. How could I have left out Adam Truegood Thompson, Donald's other pet project. I grinned. Adam had moved to Apple Grove a week after I did. Mea Cuppa, his little bookshop and fancy coffee joint, needed more prep time than my machines, so he'd only recently opened. I spent an odd hour or two helping him sort merchandise and stock shelves.

I drove through downtown, chased by an occasional scrap of newspaper or leaf swirling in the spring breeze riffling up from the river through alleys. I knocked on the front door of the closed coffee shop. I didn't think Adam heard me at first, as he took some time coming down from his apartment.

"Ivy. What's wrong? Come on in. Sit down."

A solid comfort, Adam. I babbled. "I don't know where else to turn. Will you hear me out?"

"Of course, I will."

I glanced around, feeling vulnerable through the huge plate glass window. Anyone passing by could see us clearly. "Not here."

He seemed unfazed. "OK. Come on up. I wasn't exactly expecting visitors, though."

And clearly, he wasn't. He tossed aside a pile of towels and picture hangers and bade me sit on his recliner while he went to fix tea. I grew antsy. There was little room to pace with the floor covered with boxes and bubble wrap. I could barely tell the color of the carpet.

He smiled and put a steaming cup of ginger tea in my hand.

"I told you it was a mess."

Ginger-mint. I inhaled. "Thank you."

He surveyed the room and grimaced. "Let's go in the kitchen, shall we?"

His kitchen was a different world. Neat and cozy. I could see where Adam felt most comfortable. We sat. I sipped while appreciating his patience. I mulled over a couple of ways to tell my tale and decided direct was best.

"Donald's missing. I think he's in trouble." I stopped and took a deep whimpering breath.

Adam put one of his gigantic warm hands over mine and anchored me with his calming gray stare.

I had no idea what he thought, but I trusted him.

"Ivy. Donald told us that he would be coming and going while he courted more businesses."

"This is different. His wife is running his office."

Adam's eyebrows went up with a comforting incredulity. He shook his head, his eyes narrowed. "What do you mean?"

I twisted my mouth and jiggled my foot. "Um, well. If there's an emergency, doesn't the city council president take over? But Margaret didn't say anything about an emergency. She said he was here — well, in town. And Donald hasn't registered for CAT yet. He planned to go, so I tried his personal number. Three times. To remind him. He didn't answer. Then, later, I received this strange, garbled call — I could only make out what sounded like 'Don,' and 'get' from some number in Chicago — it must have been Donald asking me to get help."

Adam sat back, not saying anything. Finally, he got up and walked over to the sink.

I admired his height and flexed back muscles, the efficiency of movement, but also his deliberation of thought before speaking. He was older than me — I'm almost thirty-two and single, thanks to my ex-fiancé Stanley — but I wasn't sure how much older he was. His wavy black hair was slightly salted at the temples, and his nose looked as if it had been broken at one time and fixed, but best of all, he wasn't married.

The tone of his voice led me to believe he wanted to take me seriously but was finding it difficult. "Donald's scheduled business trip yesterday wasn't to Chicago. What do you think might be going on?"


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Danele More than 1 year ago
This book was very enjoyable! The characters were believable, and the plot was fun. Subtle humor kept me smiling, and beautiful descriptions drew me into the story. I believe that this book is an excellent example of how mystery can be successfully coupled with romance. I would enjoy reading more by this author.
NanceeMarchinowski More than 1 year ago
Who Killed The Mayor? Mayor Donald Conklin has been in the "business" of recruiting friends who own exotic Egyptian Mau cats to his small town of Apple Grove. Two of his friends have complied. Both Ivy and True are in the process of establishing their small businesses when Ivy discovers that Donald is dead! Who would kill Mayor Conklin? Ivy, formerly left at the altar by her long-time boyfriend, is happily beginning to like Apple Grove. She and True, new owner of a bookstore/coffee shop, pair up hoping to discover what dirty deeds led to the mayor's death. Donald's cat is also mysteriously missing. The search for the mayor's cat leads to more concerns, and suspicious activities begin to take place at Ivy's house! True is at the rescue, and Ivy sees him in a different light as he shows a protective side to his otherwise mysterious facade. The residents of Apple Grove don't accept change easily, much in the tradition of many small towns, and Ivy and True are looked upon with suspicion. Everyone is beginning to look like a suspect except for the cats! Told in the first person by Ivy, this story is infused with humor and wit, and effectively creates an atmosphere of intrigue and mystery. Lisa J. Lickel has penned a cozy mystery/romance novel about cat fanciers of exotic types, and the activities that lead them on a chase to find a killer. Lisa writes with a unique and witty form, producing a very enjoyable story for readers of all types, not only those of us who are crazy cat humans. Lisa creates colorful characters of every shape and size, and there's a new adventure at the turn of nearly every page. I really enjoyed this cozy mystery, unique in style and unpredictability. I'll be watching for more of Lisa's quirky, cozy mysteries! Pick up a copy for a uniquely enjoyable evening by the fire! Disclaimer: I received a copy of this book from the author in exchange for my honest review. All opinions expressed are my own, and no monetary compensation was received for this review.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Thornbramble padded in, the kits following her about 1 1/2 moons old. They stumbled every once in a while. She laid down, and the kits finnaly collasped to sleep.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I wont be on today but i will later tonight.