Midnight Riders

"Gather 'round people and you shall hear about a bunch of bullshit that is clear. Of riders and horses and monsters too; your parents lied - they can still get you. Hardly anyone who was there is alive to dispel the rumor, uncover the lies, but there was more than one man who rode that day and more than just Redcoats who got in their way." Along the way, Longfellow lost something in his translation it seems. Everyone has heard of the French and Indian War and the American Revolution. Howeve...