Model Patient: A Gender Swap Romance

Dan's behind on his rent, and no matter what he does he can't seem to get ahead. He's supposed to be going on a date with his girlfriend Veronica tonight, but when he arrives home to find an eviction notice stuck to his front door, he cancels in favour of getting drunk and commiserating with his friend Bert. “I'm sure we can find something dude” says Bert, optimistically typing `make money fast' into the search bar.

Dan wakes up with a pounding headache, and a message in his phone congratula...