Monkeys

TEASER:
Hong: “MY WHAT NOW!!?”
Me: “You were saying?”
Hong: “Oh, guess what I saw when I entered my room last night?”
Me: “Your roommate f*cking your other roommate.”
Hong: “NO.”
Me: “Your roommate j*rking off with the m*st*rb*t*ng sleeve he illegally smuggled into the boy’s dorm.”
Hong: “What!? NO! How’d you even know about that!!?”
Me: “Your roommate watching cheap p*rn on his laptop with his hands in his pants.”
Hong: “YES! I mean- NO! I mean- THAT’S NOT EVEN THE POINT HERE!”
Me: “Then w...