Mooses with Bazookas: And Other Stories Children Should Never Read

Mooses with Bazookas: And Other Stories Children Should Never Read is a fun collection of stories. It's exactly like The Count of Monte Cristo apart from the many differences. Our lawyers have instructed us to warn you that reading it may directly cause you to come down with every single disease you are worried about contracting. On the plus side, our nation's beloved and heroic critics have had their say.

“FANTASTIC is not a word that comes to mind.”

-Beth Hinkle, author of Elite Prose

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