Most Improved Sophomore

Love, death, sex, homework—it's all part of the same problem when you're sixteen.

Tony Vivamano steps out of the shower—steaming hot naked—and tries to eat a roast beef sandwich while he shaves and admires his muscles. It's clear to him that he is a millionaire in biological gold and he should be prepared to share his riches. "I am a hedonist," he tells the mirror practicing a sophomore vocabulary word. The problem is, Tony's best friend Patrick Cantwell is too busy trying to write a paper o...