Much Ado About Laughter

They say when life serves you lemons, make lemonade. And when it serves you melons don't be melancholy because a collie is a dog, and as Groucho Marx said, outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend, and inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Which is a completely different kettle of fish, on the other hand you'd probably be opening a can of worms and on the other other hand ... Hey wait a minute. How many hands have you got? I have a Royal Flush in one hand and five Aces in the other. T...