My Boss's Sister

Memo to my boss: I knocked up your sister...
Surprise! You're an uncle!...
I quit and I'm going into witness protection.

Look, you don't need to tell me I'm making the mistake of a lifetime.
I'm not only breaking bro-code but I'm setting myself up to be fired or even castrated.
I never planned on falling for my best friend's sister.
A man can only take so much sweet, delicious temptation and Valerie Windsor is my kryptonite.

They say there's a fine line between love and hate, and the only thing ...