My Bucket List Has A Hole In It

FROM THE BOOK
There are a lot of problems in this world. Many things to worry about. Global warming, nuclear proliferation, who is stealing my underwear ... what? Yes, nuclear proliferation belongs on my list. It is a big deal! Oh, my underwear? That may be the biggest mystery of all.

I keep buying new packages of four of a certain brand of underwear. I am the only person in this house who wears that size or type or color. After the laundry is done I usually have one of the four pairs left. W...