My Darling Arrow

Darling Arrow,

I shouldn't be writing this. It's not as if I'm ever going to send you this letter, and there are a million reasons why.

First of all, I was sent to this reform school as a punishment for a petty, totally inconsequential crime. Not to ogle the principal's hot son around the campus.

Second of all, you're a giant jerk. You're arrogant and moody and so cold. Sometimes I think I shouldn't even like you.

But strangely your coldness sets me on fire.

The way your athletic body moves on t...