My Grumpy Alien Warrior

Women of Earth: Are you lonely? Unfulfilled? Haven't had a toe-tingling, almost-blackout orgasm in longer than you can remember?

Nora

I just wanted a good man.

A nice, polite, boy-next-door type.

He didn't have to be a male model or a sports star or a wealthy magnate--even if that was the kind of man I read about late at night, alone, in bed.

So what if I dreamt of a man with big muscles and a commanding voice? That didn't mean I wanted to date that guy.

A nice accountant would work. Or an insur...