My Smelly Ass: Kids Funny Bedtime Story Picture Book

'Henrietta stroked my smelly ass (donkey), whilst holding her nose and striking a strange social media sort of pose.

It started to tickle, making my ass rear-up and end in a pickle, getting its hind foot stuck in a hole which had been dug by a mole.

My ass began to panic, causing methane pressure to build-up inside its hide, making it bulge evermore wide.

I said, "You know, my ass is going to blow!"

She started to frown and we prepared to drown in a pungent sea of flatulence, whilst I feared th...