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Near Miss America

By Lavinia Cox, Howard Elgison
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By Lavinia Cox, Howard Elgison
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"Who celebrates being first runner-up?" you might ask. I did. So much so that I even ended the book with a rap song about it—Southern, beauty queen rap, that is. Runner-up Rap I'm not Miss America But I'm still pumped 'Cause I love being The first runner-up It's a lifetime job Being Miss America But we runners-up Can hang up our tiaras And no one remembers Who came in second So I don't have to fret When the media beckons Former Miss Americas Gotta look swell But first runners-up Can just be...

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