No More Poems!: A Book in Verse That Just Gets Worse

by Rhett Miller, Dan Santat (Artist)

Overview

Acclaimed singer-songwriter Rhett Miller teams up with Caldecott Medalist and bestselling artist Dan Santat in a riotous collection of irreverent poems for modern families.

In the tradition of Shel Silverstein, these poems bring a fresh new twist to the classic dilemmas of childhood as well as a perceptive eye to the foibles of modern family life. Full of clever wordplay and bright visual gags—and toilet humor to spare—these twenty-three rhyming poems make for an ideal read-aloud experience.

Taking on the subjects of a bullying baseball coach and annoying little brothers with equally sly humor, renowned lyricist Rhett Miller's clever verses will have the whole family cackling.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9780316416528
Publisher:	Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Publication date:	03/05/2019
Pages:	48
Sales rank:	320,924
Product dimensions:	8.60(w) x 11.00(h) x 0.60(d)
Lexile:	NP (what's this?)
Age Range:	4 - 8 Years

About the Author

Rhett Miller is a singer-songwriter known for fronting the popular rock band Old 97's. Between projects with the Old 97's Miller has released six solo albums, most recently 2018's The Messenger. In addition to his songwriting, Miller has branched out to write fiction and nonfiction. He has authored short stories, essays and articles that have been featured in Rolling Stone, Bookforum, Sports Illustrated, McSweeney's, The Atlantic and Salon. When not on tour, Miller resides in New Paltz, New York with his wife and two children.

Dan Santat is the Caldecott Medal-winning and New York Times bestselling author and illustrator of The Adventures of Beekle: The Unimaginary Friend, Are We There Yet?, and After the Fall as well as the illustrator of many other picture books, including Crankenstein by Samantha Berger. Santat lives in Southern California with his wife and two children.

Editorial Reviews

01/07/2019

Manic energy slops over the rim of this comic verse collection by singer-songwriter Miller. Most of the 20-odd poems address evergreen childhood themes—the wielding of a colored marker to feign illness and avoid school (“I should be better by 3:25”), the bedtime resistance poem (“I’m not a baby any... SNORE”), and bodily effluvia (“You’re building a smell/ That’s designed to repel”). By contrast, several longer poems investigate family relationships with some nuance, like the ballad about the rebellion staged by a cowed baseball coach’s son (“Today there’s something different, though/ Joe’s eyes are dad-defying”), and a boy’s reflections on his famous rock star dad: “He’s got a lot of fans and stuff/ But me, I am not one.” Illustrations by Santat (After the Fall) fuel the fun: the purple-pox creator is seen in tight, fish-eye-style close-up, thermometer protruding from her mouth; the reluctant bed-goer is attached to a medieval-looking orthodontic appliance. Elsewhere, bubbles float up from bathtubs: “Eat some beans for dinner/ Make some bubbles for yourself!” Though the rhyme and meter clank in spots, hilarity runs high; classroom readalouds could become uproarious. Ages 4–8. (Mar.)

Publishers Weekly

"Serious poetic fun... zany poetic antics are deftly paired with the visually arresting mixed-media somersaults of Caldecott medalist Santat... Miller and Santat's fun, eminently contemporary collaboration will charm both kids and the adults reading with them."—Kirkus

"Manic energy slops over the rim of this comic verse collection... hilarity runs high; classroom readalouds could become uproarious."—Publishers Weekly

This collection of 23 delightfully humorous poems offer rhyming poetry that touches on many universal themes of great student interest.... Add this wonderful treasury to any elementary and middle school contemporary poetry collection.—School Library Connection (Starred Review)

No More Poems! offers readers an all-star lineup of mostly relatable, occasionally thought-provoking, and always entertaining reflections.—Horn Book

From the Publisher

04/01/2019

Gr 1–5—This debut collection of subversive and wacky poems for kids is bursting with color and silly words. In the style of Shel Silverstein and Jack Prelutsky, poems range from kids' everyday experiences to nonsensical situations. Two poems, "Stinky-Mouth You" and "Rock Star Dad," seem to be derived from Miller's own family experience, but most address more common childhood experiences: angry Little League dads, not wanting to go to bed, and unfinished homework. Other poems like "This Bathtub's Too Small" and "The Wise Man" tell over-the-top tales. Each spread features a different poem while expressive artwork of the characters and scenes capture the mood, along with illustrated titles. For example, "My Device" uses a pixel font for the title and dark, muted lighting on two characters looking at their devices, their backs facing the reader. Some readers may find the lack of punctuation jarring, but the musicality of the loosely metered lines make this collection work best as a read-aloud. While all of the poems use end rhyme, some of the cleverest rhymes are internal: "I don't have a name for my potty karate" from "My Secret Karate" and "Nose hairs are gross hairs" and "Ear hairs are weird hairs" from "Hairs." VERDICT Overall, this collection with its pleasingly eccentric illustrations and sense of humor will be well received by many kids. Add to larger poetry collections.-Erica Ruscio, Madison Public Library, WI

School Library Journal

2018-12-16

Serious poetic fun.

Dark humor abounds in Old 97's singer/songwriter Miller's first foray into light verse for children, where his zany poetic antics are deftly paired with the visually arresting mixed-media somersaults of Caldecott medalist Santat. Doubtless drawing on experiences from his day jobs as a rocker and father, Miller offers nearly two dozen rhymed "silly, subversive poems" aimed at capturing children at their scheming best and adults as less than perfect. The collection's opening poem, describing the young speaker's hidden talent for using a toe to flush the toilet, sets the irreverent tone: "I don't have a name for my potty karate / I might call it Tae Kwon Doo / Or maybe I'll say I'm a third degree black belt / In the top secret art of Kung Poo." Later, in "i want a dog," Santat employs full use of the double-page spread by depicting the speaker making her case ("I want a dog / I'll give you until my next birthday / If there's no dog by then I am RUNNING AWAY/ I'll go off and live in a bog") with the hilarious aid of a 55-slide presentation. Every facial expression displays his exceptional talent at visual characterization.

Whether describing a nighttime trip to the bathroom or discouraging fratricide, Miller and Santat's fun, eminently contemporary collaboration will charm both kids and the adults reading with them. (Picture book/poetry. 5-10)

Kirkus Reviews

Nick Offerman’s dry narration highlights the humor and irony in Rhett Miller’s 23 short poems. Offerman’s low tone adds debonair mischief to funny observations about child-related matters such as the fantasy of sibling rivalry run amok in “Brotherly Intentions.” He captures the pace and pitch of children’s voices as they longingly and loudly plead their case for pet ownership in “I Want A Dog” and for staying up late in “I Will Not Go to Bed.” Even token potty-related poems such as “My Secret Karate” and “3:00 AM Pee” have an air of sophistication with Offerman’s suave delivery. Overall, Offerman’s enticing interpretations of Miller’s delightful poems will have children and adults asking for more. M.F. © AudioFile 2019, Portland, Maine

APRIL 2019 - AudioFile

Nick Offerman’s dry narration highlights the humor and irony in Rhett Miller’s 23 short poems. Offerman’s low tone adds debonair mischief to funny observations about child-related matters such as the fantasy of sibling rivalry run amok in “Brotherly Intentions.” He captures the pace and pitch of children’s voices as they longingly and loudly plead their case for pet ownership in “I Want A Dog” and for staying up late in “I Will Not Go to Bed.” Even token potty-related poems such as “My Secret Karate” and “3:00 AM Pee” have an air of sophistication with Offerman’s suave delivery. Overall, Offerman’s enticing interpretations of Miller’s delightful poems will have children and adults asking for more. M.F. © AudioFile 2019, Portland, Maine

APRIL 2019 - AudioFile