Noah's Serendipitous Four-Hundred Seventeen Day Adventure

What would you do aboard a ship that floats on havoc and is menaced by sea monsters, tyrannical Nephilim, and a Dragon bent on revenge? Feeding the animals and cleaning stalls could get a bit old, and so it musts be that God intended Noah’s family to experience the whole range of human existence, while aboard a dank and musty barge. The air quality index may have reached red, however, there was a way to build a barge that would have natural ventilation and carry enough representative famili...