Not the Parable of the Lost Sheep: Revised Satirical Version

Parables with added beattitude.

What if you'd never heard of this parable before?

Would you still think the same way?

Not the Parable of the Lost Sheep contains more than 30 satirical takes on the original parable to snap us out of our over-familiarity and to open our eyes to the truth of the Gospel.

Half tongue-in-cheek, half right between the eyes

These parables aim to reveal our cultural biases, hidden assumptions, and the lies we believe.
With a smattering of versions just for the pun of it.

Really raises the baa.
Shepherd

99/100 would recommend.
Sheep #73

I got lost in its pages.
Sheep #100

Not the Bible. It's like the Bible. Only not.

John was born at a very young age with his umbilical cord wrapped around his neck. At first, it appeared that no lasting damage had been done, but as he grew it became clear that his sense of humour had been damaged irreparably.

John lives with his family near Oxford, England where daily he wonders how his wife still finds the same jokes funny after more than 20 years of marriage.

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Not the Parable of the Lost Sheep: Revised Satirical Version

Parables with added beattitude.

What if you'd never heard of this parable before?

Would you still think the same way?

Not the Parable of the Lost Sheep contains more than 30 satirical takes on the original parable to snap us out of our over-familiarity and to open our eyes to the truth of the Gospel.

Half tongue-in-cheek, half right between the eyes

These parables aim to reveal our cultural biases, hidden assumptions, and the lies we believe.
With a smattering of versions just for the pun of it.

Really raises the baa.
Shepherd

99/100 would recommend.
Sheep #73

I got lost in its pages.
Sheep #100

Not the Bible. It's like the Bible. Only not.

John was born at a very young age with his umbilical cord wrapped around his neck. At first, it appeared that no lasting damage had been done, but as he grew it became clear that his sense of humour had been damaged irreparably.

John lives with his family near Oxford, England where daily he wonders how his wife still finds the same jokes funny after more than 20 years of marriage.

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Not the Parable of the Lost Sheep: Revised Satirical Version

Not the Parable of the Lost Sheep: Revised Satirical Version

by John Spencer
Not the Parable of the Lost Sheep: Revised Satirical Version

Not the Parable of the Lost Sheep: Revised Satirical Version

by John Spencer

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Parables with added beattitude.

What if you'd never heard of this parable before?

Would you still think the same way?

Not the Parable of the Lost Sheep contains more than 30 satirical takes on the original parable to snap us out of our over-familiarity and to open our eyes to the truth of the Gospel.

Half tongue-in-cheek, half right between the eyes

These parables aim to reveal our cultural biases, hidden assumptions, and the lies we believe.
With a smattering of versions just for the pun of it.

Really raises the baa.
Shepherd

99/100 would recommend.
Sheep #73

I got lost in its pages.
Sheep #100

Not the Bible. It's like the Bible. Only not.

John was born at a very young age with his umbilical cord wrapped around his neck. At first, it appeared that no lasting damage had been done, but as he grew it became clear that his sense of humour had been damaged irreparably.

John lives with his family near Oxford, England where daily he wonders how his wife still finds the same jokes funny after more than 20 years of marriage.


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781912045884
Publisher: John Spencer Writes
Publication date: 11/28/2019
Series: Not the Bible
Pages: 74
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.15(d)

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THE ORIGINAL PARABLE

LUKE 10:1-7

NOT THE PARABLES

VERSIONS 1-25

PERFECT PARABLES

VERSION 26

POINTLESS PARABLES

VERSIONS 27-33

PUNNY PARABLES

VERSION 34

THE LOST PARABLES

THE PARABLE OF THE PARAPLEGICS AND THE RACE

NOT THE BEGINNING

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