Once Upon a Time, Bitches: Design Your Fairytale Life, Control Your Destiny, and Become the Hero in Your Story

A self-help book for women who loathe self-help but really want to start helping themselves.

Sorry to start with bad news but...
Prince Charming doesn't exist
Fairy Godmother is drunk.
Glass slippers don't come 2 Day Prime Shipping from Amazon.

So, where's the fairytale you were promised?

Hi, I'm Branden. Yes, that really is me on the cover. I have a boy's name, a Mom bod, and the tattoos are not photoshopped.

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