Once Upon a Time, Bitches: Design Your Fairytale Life, Control Your Destiny, and Become the Hero in Your Story

Once Upon a Time, Bitches: Design Your Fairytale Life, Control Your Destiny, and Become the Hero in Your Story

by Branden LaNette

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Overview

Hi, I’m Branden. That is me on the cover.
Yes, I have a boy’s name, a Mom bod, and the tattoos are not photoshopped.
Once upon a time I realized we all have a story, we all have a struggle and happiness is relative. I am not cynical or hardened, I am just stating the facts. Here’s the deal:

  • Prince Charming doesn’t exist.
  • Fairy Godmother is drunk.
  • Glass slippers don't come 2 Day Prime Shipping from Amazon.

There is no magic fairytale, but if YOU work at it enough you can come pretty close creating your version with a happy ending. The best part is, in life you can continue to make edits until that sh*t reads exactly how you want it to.
You may not agree with everything I say in this book but the most important takeaway is that YOU have to be your own f-ing hero. No more damsel locked in a tower, bullsh*t. That ends now. Join me as I take you through my 7 Magical Maxims for creating a fairytale life. (I know what you are thinking: Branden, no one gets a fairytale life.) Can you stop being so damn cynical for two seconds and just go with this?

Is it possible to design a fairytale life? Control your destiny? Be the hero in your story? I believe you can and that’s why I wrote this book. I am going to make you a little uncomfortable. Back out now if you aren't ready.
Sh*t is about to get real bitches…
Now, scroll up, hit the buy button, pour a glass of wine, and start reading!

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781947814868
Publisher: Success in 100 Pages
Publication date: 10/05/2019
Pages: 114
Sales rank: 367,062
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.24(d)

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Once Upon a Time, Bitches: Design Your Fairytale Life, Control Your Destiny, and Become the Hero in Your Story 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 2 reviews.
dlvandruff 13 days ago
This is a book written for all of us out there looking for our prince charming and our happily ever after. Yes we can find these two dreams and they will fulfill our lives, but only after having self-love and joy in our lives. We make our own joy and happiness. She goes on to remind us to have self affirmations that help us look at the positive. We learn that if your life is full of rubbish there's no room for anything else. Move that junk out!! Written in an " in your face" way, the author tells us what worked for her in a positive way. Noting that if we want something we are good enough to work for it. Great!
WildFlowerBookBlogs 18 days ago
Absolutely amazing! I loved it. Advice and truth everyone should live by. 5/5 stars for a new, sensational read.