One Hot Fairy Tale

Rhiannon is sick and tired of her job. She wants out. Literally. For the past six hundred years she's been the Genie in the Lamp. You know the drill. Some dumb human comes along, rubs the lamp, and presto! Rhiannon has to grant them three wishes. She's tired of humans, and she's tired of making their dreams come true. She petitions the head of the Council of the Fae to replace her, and she's ecstatic when her request is granted.

Of course, there's one teensie little condition. Isn't there al...