Pants Optional

"So, I think it goes without saying we shouldn't talk about the happy couple," Heath stated, folding his hands together on top of the table.

"I have nothing to say about them anyway." Jack shrugged.

"Tell me what a guy like you is doing out on Christmas Eve then."

Jack Piper is eighteen years old, living with his mother and twin sisters in Manhattan's Greenwich Village. He attends a selective private school, where he's honing his skills as a writer, aided greatly by his eidetic memory. It's be...