Pepperoni, Jalapeños & LSD
"You are NOT funny!" she claimed, falsely.

At eighteen, Paul Mountain pissed on his academic scholarship to the University of Minnesota and fled to Boulder, Colorado without money, family or prospects. In a cramped one-bedroom apartment with two other dudes, Paul's life was youth unbridled, impulsive, and without remorse.

Within a year, Paul finds himself in a tiny cabin with his new girlfriend in a Rocky Mountain ghost town, convinced he can write his way out of poverty before buying his first legal drink. He was wrong. He was wrong about a great many things.

In his whirlwind comic memoir, Paul escorts the reader on his rabid quest for anything to avoid the looming bondage of adult responsibility. Set in the final decade before the tech revolution, Pepperoni, Jalapenos & LSD is a story filled with women, drugs, old motorcycles, speed junkies, crime, sex, mountaintops, poverty, more sex, long blasts down empty ski slopes and laugh-out-loud lunacy. More than anything, it's a story of embracing recklessness and celebrating mania.

"The day will soon come when the cigarettes finally take hold, the doctor shouts, 'Cancer!', and God's gavel falls, sentencing me to death and who the f**k knows what else. Probably hell, but I'm hoping for a clerical error, the great celestial typo."
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Pepperoni, Jalapeños & LSD
"You are NOT funny!" she claimed, falsely.

At eighteen, Paul Mountain pissed on his academic scholarship to the University of Minnesota and fled to Boulder, Colorado without money, family or prospects. In a cramped one-bedroom apartment with two other dudes, Paul's life was youth unbridled, impulsive, and without remorse.

Within a year, Paul finds himself in a tiny cabin with his new girlfriend in a Rocky Mountain ghost town, convinced he can write his way out of poverty before buying his first legal drink. He was wrong. He was wrong about a great many things.

In his whirlwind comic memoir, Paul escorts the reader on his rabid quest for anything to avoid the looming bondage of adult responsibility. Set in the final decade before the tech revolution, Pepperoni, Jalapenos & LSD is a story filled with women, drugs, old motorcycles, speed junkies, crime, sex, mountaintops, poverty, more sex, long blasts down empty ski slopes and laugh-out-loud lunacy. More than anything, it's a story of embracing recklessness and celebrating mania.

"The day will soon come when the cigarettes finally take hold, the doctor shouts, 'Cancer!', and God's gavel falls, sentencing me to death and who the f**k knows what else. Probably hell, but I'm hoping for a clerical error, the great celestial typo."
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Pepperoni, Jalapeños & LSD

Pepperoni, Jalapeños & LSD

by P.H. Mountain
Pepperoni, Jalapeños & LSD

Pepperoni, Jalapeños & LSD

by P.H. Mountain

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Overview

"You are NOT funny!" she claimed, falsely.

At eighteen, Paul Mountain pissed on his academic scholarship to the University of Minnesota and fled to Boulder, Colorado without money, family or prospects. In a cramped one-bedroom apartment with two other dudes, Paul's life was youth unbridled, impulsive, and without remorse.

Within a year, Paul finds himself in a tiny cabin with his new girlfriend in a Rocky Mountain ghost town, convinced he can write his way out of poverty before buying his first legal drink. He was wrong. He was wrong about a great many things.

In his whirlwind comic memoir, Paul escorts the reader on his rabid quest for anything to avoid the looming bondage of adult responsibility. Set in the final decade before the tech revolution, Pepperoni, Jalapenos & LSD is a story filled with women, drugs, old motorcycles, speed junkies, crime, sex, mountaintops, poverty, more sex, long blasts down empty ski slopes and laugh-out-loud lunacy. More than anything, it's a story of embracing recklessness and celebrating mania.

"The day will soon come when the cigarettes finally take hold, the doctor shouts, 'Cancer!', and God's gavel falls, sentencing me to death and who the f**k knows what else. Probably hell, but I'm hoping for a clerical error, the great celestial typo."

Product Details

BN ID: 2940186137696
Publisher: Lightning Strike Publishing
Publication date: 10/11/2022
Series: The World is My Ashtray , #1
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Sales rank: 542,150
File size: 3 MB

About the Author

P.H. Mountain was partially educated at the University of Minnesota before earning his undergraduate degree from the Boulder Public Library and his masters from The Sundown Saloon. At twenty-nine, he founded a software company that continues to thrive. He has lived in three different vehicles, fifteen different states, and five different countries, but he generally considers Colorado home. In a moment of clarity, Paul married his wife Stella in 2001. To this day, he still considers her the luckiest woman alive.
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