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POSTED: Parenting, Pets and Menopause, One Status Update At a Time

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This book is simply a compilation of a couple years’ worth of random Facebook status updates. Though a columnist by trade, I have found, through the processes of both parenting and menopause, that my coherent thoughts are becoming shorter and shorter, fewer and farther between. Someday they may even reach the realm of Twitter-worthy, but not today. Today I’m still capable of a Facebook-status sentence, and I celebrate this.

In fact, I celebrate it right here.