Purrfect Sidekick

Lord of the Snails

I was minding my own business (napping, eating... more napping), when I was approached with a mysterious case that would throw my world into chaos. A woman needs my help-her boyfriend was kidnapped and murdered, and she believes he orchestrated his own abduction (though not his own murder, obviously).

Sure, I'm not technically a licensed investigator-A) I lack opposable thumbs, B) No weapons allowed, and C) I can't even count my fees-but when a case calls, even a cat has to...